Chipped Teacups and Teapots Have Character

These rainy day bits of humor, come from Paula, a dear and lovely friend since college days. That Laura, whom you just met, has already graduated from college reminds me of how precious time is and the real meaning of the expansive nature of friendship. Thank you for always being there.

BLESSED are the Cracked, for They Let in the Light!

 
1.    My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 
2.    I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.    Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.  
4.    I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.    Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6.    You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 
7.    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 
8.    Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9.    I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 
10.  Out of my mind.  Back in five minutes.

16.  Being  'over the hill' is much better than being under  it!
17.  Wrinkled  was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew  up.
18.  Procrastinate  Now!

19.  I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do you want fries with that?
20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22. Stupidity is not a handicap.  Park elsewhere! 
23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the  memory.

26. Ham and eggs... A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27. The trouble with life is there's no background  music.

28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. 
29. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

30. Love Always Wins except in tennis.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!  

 Life is too short and friends are too few!